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Name: kristen
Country: Ireland
Birthday: 12/28/1988
Gender: Female
Interests: i like to sing, write, laugh, be with my friends, read shut up, do the plays, ummm soccer wow now that I think of it Im a pretty boring person and why the hell are you interested in reading this..you must be pretty bored...
Expertise: I am an excellent....excellent...it'll come to me I swear...
Occupation: Retired
Industry: Nonprofit
Message: message me
AIM:  p0e1228
Member Since:
1/18/2004
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| Should children witness child birth?
This is one of the funniest! Pass it along!
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
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| With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world
> at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of
> a very important person which almost went unnoticed
> last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The
> Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most
> traumatic part for his family was getting him into the
> coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble
> started.
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| May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
and your pies take the prize,
and may your Thanksgiving dinner
stay off your thighs! | | |
| my xanga looks stupid...i should fix it...but im not going to at the moment so dont look at it | | |
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